Killman
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The Never-Ending SM64 CheatInstructions
In this game, we will be making a cheat code for Super Mario 64. You can add what ever you want to it (even if it's completely impossible) and you can make each part of the cheat as long as you like.
Here's an example:
Poster 1: First you have to press the Z button...
Poster 2: 1000 times, then after that...
poster 3: Mario gets a fully working...
Poster 4: Toaster, that keeps saying the word...
Poster 5: "Pie!"...
Yeah, and that's all there is to it, yep. Well, guess I'd better start it off.
The cheat starts when you start a new game on file 3, while Mario's jumping outt'a the pipe at the start press...
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Toasted Donut
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press the left c button until your finger falls off then...
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Killman
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.....You must jump into a pipe which leads you to a black hole, which leads you to another black hole, which leads you to Wii Zone, then you must go back to Mushroom Kingdom only to find.........
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firered96
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1 get a toaster that toastes toast
2 check out the enclosed instruction book
3 Put super mario 64 on your N64
4 go to a nearby pipe
5 when entering to the pipe,press Z and pull off the cartridge
6 Put the legend of zelda ocarina of time cartrige and yell "Objection!"
7 get toasted bread and eat
8 Enjoy your mario themed ocarina of time!
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Toasted Donut
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I don't think you quite understand. Someone starts off and you add a line then the next person adds something and so on and so on.
Okay to unlock every cheat in every game you must turn on your N64 while...
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Killman
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Holding down the reset button and switching the controller to slot....
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Toasted Donut
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5 which is a hidden slot that you must....
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Killman
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..........invent and then destroy it. Once completed, you must then grab a..............
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EpE
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......Banana and Smash it in the Donkey Kong 64 game while eating one your self then...
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Toasted Donut
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insert the game cartage into the slot while...
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EpE
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..........enjoying your banana and then try using the banana peal to drop some if you manage to do this then.........
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Toasted Donut
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take apart your controller and add a...
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EpE
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.......snes control while trying to add a shoe in your left feet and then try asking for money then gain a.....................
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Malakai
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favor from a very scantily dressed Princess Daisy, which pisses off....
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Toasted Donut
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yoshi because unbeknowngst to us, yoshi has....
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Malakai
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been possessed by Bowser, because according to my uncle Bowser is the devil.....
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EpE
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...........in a bad animation witch would turn real after Bowser defeats Mario then you try saving peach with no continues as you.........
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Malakai
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attempt to drink a full gallon of milk without throwing it back up and....
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NHshrike
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...Wetting your pudding cake? which will...
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EpE
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......explode if you dont do this correctly then.........
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NHshrike
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....shake a soda bottle until it explodes which will...
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EpE
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.......then turn into an advertisement and you have to......
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NHshrike
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...watch it forever until...
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Manbearpig
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You see a stickfigure who...
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NHshrike
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...has a sign which you must read until...
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EpE
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...Some one hits you in the head after a big long whack in the head you need to...
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Killman
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..........Press the Q button 3 times and then 3 times again until the system explodes into chocolate candy, then you must purchase a new system, afterwards, you must go to.............
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NHshrike
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... your mums best radio and....
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EpE
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...no one could leave the room until this cheat is over then...
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